Outdoor Escapade Architect Gifts

Inflated Biography

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Rock Climber

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Desert Island Mishap

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Luggage Mom

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Nobody likes a smore loser

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Dominoes

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.