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Inflated Biography

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Rock Climber

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Desert Island Mishap

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Luggage Mom

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Dominoes

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"