Adventure Architect T-Shirts

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Sydney Opera House Capacity: 21.

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Handyman's Special'

Luggage Mom

Dominoes

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Mobile Tree Home"

Fire Escapes

'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

Inflated Biography

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

'You and your stones collection.'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

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