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"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

Dominoes

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

House for sale - some assembly required

Welcome to Grubsburg: Palindrome Capitol of the World.

'You and your stones collection.'

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Travelogue

Creative Baby.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'