Architectural Adventurer T-Shirts

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

Dominoes

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

House for sale - some assembly required

Welcome to Grubsburg: Palindrome Capitol of the World.

'You and your stones collection.'

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Creative Baby.

Travelogue

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."