Adventure Architect Prints

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Luggage Mom

'Handyman's Special'

Dominoes

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

Fire Escapes

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

'You and your stones collection.'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

Inflated Biography

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

House for sale - some assembly required

Changing the dream