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'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Day Dreamer.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

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"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"