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'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

Dressed for Success!

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

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"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"It's a long term goal."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"