Ambition Accelerator Pillows

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

Dressed for Success!

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

Teen's Comet

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"It's a long term goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."