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'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Tree house.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Building Sandcastles.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Too much monkey business...

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'