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'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Building Sandcastles.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tree house.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'