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'World of Interiors.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

City Hammock

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Mowing the Jungle

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'This rain forest problem is more serious than I thought.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

'What would Tarzan do?'

A Clothes Lion

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Flower lamp (colour).

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

'I just read an article about a new office complex where they've managed to bring a sense of the countryside inside the building.'