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The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Tree house.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Man building a tree house

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

'I've invented copyright.'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Fire Escapes

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

Bad Cheetah!!!

'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"It's absolutely brilliant."