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'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"I believe in a totally nurturing environment!"

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Cat being licked by plant.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Bonsai Loggers

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Tree has taken root in the house.

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

House plants.

'...I didn't intentionally put that there.'