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'Those darn plants - it's water, water, water. . . trim, trim, trim it never stops!'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Office Park

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Cat being licked by plant.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

The not-so-living wall

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Bonsai Loggers

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.