Indoor Jungle Manager Mugs

'Those darn plants - it's water, water, water. . . trim, trim, trim it never stops!'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Office Park

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

House plants

Cat being licked by plant.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

The not-so-living wall

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Bonsai Loggers

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."