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'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Ready Mum?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Swing

Office Park

Constructing your own prison!

Spider's Web Trampoline

urban agriculture

Switchback Playground.

"It must be still charging."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Fire Escapes

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

'Sandstorm!'

'Don't know what they're looking for but one day it's too hot her, then the water rises, then the air smells funny...'

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'

"I'm afraid that after paying for the sculpture we'll have no money left for the office block."