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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

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