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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Jungle Stores.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"