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"I'm going to need a paper & pencil."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Snowman of the Apes

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Tarzan mobile phone

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Monkey Business

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Cartoonists

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.