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"I'm going to need a paper & pencil."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Snowman of the Apes

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Influence this."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

The Cartoonists

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"