Escapade Architect T-Shirts

Bedding level 1. Spawning level 8.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Luggage Mom

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Snow Bridge.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Dominoes

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Little Nipper Sandpit

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

Cow's Surprise Party.

Mountain escalator.

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'You and your stones collection.'

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

Inflated Biography

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"