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BMX girl.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Rock Climber

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Desert Island Mishap

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I love your work!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Houdini's Dog

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'