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"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"How to deal with weeds."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Mannequin protest

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Wilderness - City.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"Talk to you later, I'm going off-line for a while"

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'