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She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Fox hunting.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Houdini's Dog

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."