Outdoor Space Design Gifts

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Garden variety allergies."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Turtle Trailer Court

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Beginning Yarder.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"The etchings are in the library."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Windchimes

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."