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"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Garden variety allergies."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Beginning Yarder.

"Not to mention the park view."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The etchings are in the library."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Windchimes

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Early American Think tank