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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Garden variety allergies."

"I love your work!"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Weeds

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Windchimes

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Flower sniffer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Hedge Car

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."