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"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Garden variety allergies."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I love your work!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Windchimes

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"We both love Chinese food."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Artist paints an artist.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Man Painting Road.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"