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"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"I love your work!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"We both love Chinese food."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Windchimes

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Artist paints an artist.

Hedge Car

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Man Painting Road.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"