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"I like your garden humans"

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Bird house envy.

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

'Dale says there's a tornado coming this way, Joy!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

The real reason why 'the grass is always greener.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Garden variety allergies."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I love your work!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Windchimes

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Artist paints an artist.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Getting ready for spring

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."