Outdoor Decorator Mugs

"I like your garden humans"

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Bird house envy.

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

'Dale says there's a tornado coming this way, Joy!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

The real reason why 'the grass is always greener.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Painting clouds

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Garden variety allergies."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I love your work!"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Windchimes

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Artist paints an artist.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."