Outdoor Decoration Mugs

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

'Well, Alfred Hitchcock, any more great ideas like the bird feeder for livening up the yard?'

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Garden variety allergies."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Beer Garden Kit

Windchimes

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Artist paints an artist.

Hedge Car

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Time Table

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Landscape artist

"I like your garden humans"

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Painter drawing bird of prey gets preyed on.