Outdoor Lighting Mugs

Pear Lights

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Painting clouds

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Beginning Yarder.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Problem Solving

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.