Outdoor Entertaining Mugs

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Beer Garden Kit

The Zoo.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Beach Barbecue

How about going easy on the carbs

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Canape?

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Marco ..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

The Martini is invented.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Problem Solving

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"