Outdoor Entertaining Gifts

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Beer Garden Kit

The Zoo.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Beach Barbecue

How about going easy on the carbs

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Marco ..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Canape?

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Problem Solving

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.