Outdoor Events Gifts

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Playing Violin During Wasp Season

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

Face Painting.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Prosecco

Festival Goer!

Music Festival

Bikers.

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Glastonbury - Twinned with Atlantis.

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snail Display Today

'A meeting Thursday night? Hang on... No I can't: It's the full Moon, I'll be out howling with the pack...'

Home Station. Ernie thought he was going to be a big movie star. What that didn't happen, he got a job here at the household goods store. How his favorite event of the year is this springtime parking lot sale where all of the warm weather items are brought out. There are variable-speed models, ones that are energy efficient. He gets to put on his sunglasses and and say ... As you can see, I have a huge number of fans!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

The Zoo.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"