Outdoor Performances Gifts

A orchestra performs in the rain

Real violinist replaces a statue.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just be yourself."

Football Fans

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Snow Devil

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'He's maturing early.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Primitive magician

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"First snowman?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."