Outdoor Performances Gifts

A orchestra performs in the rain

Real violinist replaces a statue.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just be yourself."

Football Fans

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Snowprov

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Snow Devil

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I, TikTok."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Primitive magician

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'He's maturing early.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"First snowman?"