Outdoor Plays Gifts

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Zoo.

Football Fans

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Holiday time.

Fly Football

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Perils of the double play.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I told him we needed more string."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"First snowman?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'