Outdoor Games Gifts

'Bit quick, is he?'

'Hey you INCONSIDERATE MORON, IT'S 3 a.m.!! QUIT making that INFERNAL RACKET!!

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I'll take ten, please.'

The corner

'It's really your fault for not keeping your window open.'

"Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'Gabrielle! Grace! What did I tell you kids about player soccer in the nest!'

Woman Playing Croquet Between Man's Legs.

Unicorn horseshoes

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Window in the Outfield.

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

'Hang in there, Sandra. In a few years we'll be tormenting them.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

For sale - Used only Once.

Boy slides down handrail.

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'

Bowled out.

"You're not supposed to bowl 'em over!"

Croquet

Garden Sudoku

Perils of the double play.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Camp Games

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Man, this hide and seek thing isn't working."

'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'

If dogs could talk

'Guess what? My boomerang came back today!'

'it wasn't a trap when he first started trying to hit the ball!'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'Out, for what?'