Outdoor Games Aficionado Gifts

'Where's my horse?'

"Are you coming Charles?"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Holiday time.

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Tommy!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.