Outdoor Play Enthusiasts Gifts

Holiday time.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snow Devil

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"First snowman?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing football.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

That's my daughter, Alayna

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'