Outdoor Playtime Aficionado Gifts

Staying Warm.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Holiday time.

"She's been so creative lately."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Duck Hunt

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Tallyho!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Office Park

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rocking Horse

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.