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"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Zoo.

Football Fans

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Fly Football

Holiday time.

"Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Perils of the double play.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"I told him we needed more string."

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"