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Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Tommy!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

The Fast Lane.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"First snowman?"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Golf with a difference