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"Are you going to move?"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Bike Rides

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"