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"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

Holiday time.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bike Rides

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'