Outdoor Play Defender T-Shirts

'Uh-oh....'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

Good News about winter

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"First snowman?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing football.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Snowman

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"Apple harvest."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!