Outdoor Play Promoter T-Shirts

Children's games and technology

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

Holiday time.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"First snowman?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing football.

Snowman

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I hope it;s an express.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Swing

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Bouncing baby