Outdoor Concerts Gifts

"The forecast is good so we've had to ship it in."

'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'

Occupational Hazards.

The only way is Sussex...

Just in case its sunny.

Piano in a pond

A Symphony of Penguins

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

Beach Barbecue

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

Allegro con molto espresso

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Motorherd

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Man, times have changed.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."