Outdoor Concert Lover Gifts

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

The only way is Sussex...

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

I love my Timpani

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Occupational Hazards.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Cesar Franck

Singer and her microphone

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Mick Jagger.

Dino Fest

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Nick Cave.

'I'm with the band.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."