Outdoor Concert Fan Gifts

Playing Violin During Wasp Season

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

No Elgar!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Taking a peek at the audience

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

Violinist.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

ATM withdrawal

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Team Cello

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Sir Elton John

"No, still there."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Leonard Bernstein

"Anyone for tennis?"