Outdoor Theater Fan Gifts

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

"To be or not to be."

Steve McQueen

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Swinging

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Prosecco Peacock

David Niven caricature

Ghostship

ATM withdrawal

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

King Kong

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Meryl Streep

"I love my luvvie."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"No, still there."

Janet Leigh

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Laurel and Hardy

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

Simultaneous translation.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.