Mini Theater Fan Gifts

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"To be or not to be."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Jester Surgeon

'They sure have small litters.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Meryl Streep

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

You've got to admire his spunk.

A singer launches her mouth from her face.