Miniature Toy Fan Gifts

Packaging Russian Dolls

Football Fans

Knight Golfing

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'They sure have small litters.'

Jack in the Box

Jeremy Clarkson.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Hooks R Us.

Dog with chew toy.

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

Bottle Battle

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Small car - big man.

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

It's a bit small, but dirt cheap on gas!

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

'Full Cozy B & B'

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'